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Chaosbayne Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015
I absolutely love D&D. One of my first games, my party and I walked out of a tavern (very start of the game) and I felt this need to do a spot check. I spotted a foot on the roof of the tavern, and instead of thinking it over, my entire group and I decided to hunt the guy down. We managed to take out a lvl 6 rogue (who had healing pots too DX) by sheer luck. Haha!
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Lord-Luca-the-Third Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014
So an adventurer a dragon and a beholder all walk into a bar.......
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AlrikN Featured By Owner Edited Dec 12, 2014
You think they would have seen the door and walked thru that. ;)
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Lord-Luca-the-Third Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
Oh you!
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AlrikN Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
Meow :3  and you too. :D (Big Grin) 
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Priest1234 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
awesome
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Pointsettia Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My elven druid (Im a girl) tried to STOP a barfight... didn't go too well and she ended up grappling an Orc...

Worst part?


She won...

Her excuse? "This is what happens when you try to keep balance in a a Tavern..."
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Orc must have been wasted out of his mind to lose that grapple check. =P Not trying to be sexist or anything, just saying druids don't usually have the stats or nack for that sort of thing.

I got a dwarf druid named Gorignak Vorm (translated it means Rock Mold =P), he's pretty useless as combat caster (probably cuz casters aren't my thing) but he makes awesome utility druid. "Ogres on the cliff start throwing rocks at the party, what do you do?" My response... *casts rock to mud and continues on our way* I play him like hes some sorta Avatar: the last airbender spinoff, trying to master all four elements and such.
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Pointsettia Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol its fine~

and a dwarf druid? i rarely see those anymore, so props to you! and rocks to mud in a situation like that is simple yet genius! :D and that would be a really cool spin-off~
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
I know its a weird thing but thats why I liked it so much. I mean dwarfs get a bonus to wisdom so why not!

His deity was his pet rock with googly eyes painted on it. Occasionally the groups rogue would steal it and plant it places, like in somebody's purse. He also had a badger animal companion which he purchased full plate barding for. =P
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Pointsettia Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
true that~

That must be the greatest Deity ever. And for some reason, the badger reminds me of my friend's halfling rogue. He had his ranger friend tame a dire weasel for him. So now instead of a riding dog, he has a dire weasel to get around. xD
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
Lol, we had a halfling ranger do a similar thing but her mounts kept dieing so she gave up and bought an exotic saddle and put it on my half-orc barbarain's shoulder, so I had a halfling turret of sorts. She'd fire off like three arrows a round and I'd cream what was left.

The idea was a great one up until a T-rex landed a bite on me, I took the damage but she got swallowed. Now that I think back on it, we should have probably gotten her a seat belt or something...
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Pointsettia Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ouch... T-Rex are nasty... especially when they eat ur turret. xD and i dont think they had seatbelts then... lol
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
True enough, but you figure they're smart enough to tie down small things with rope. =P
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Akumu-DWMAsNewWeapon Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, yes xD And the best is the moments when your leader doesn't know what the hell is going on and just decides to attack and kill... and everyone gets hurt... even the rangers who run out the door xD
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
If you're leader doesn't know whats going on, he's not a very good leader now is he? :P
Yeah, my groups learned to keep an eye on me for such reasons... especially after I willingly got possessed by demon. :evillaugh:
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Akumu-DWMAsNewWeapon Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh no, he's a good leader and all. Just likes to start bar fights is all >.>
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
Lol, good leader. ^^
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Akumu-DWMAsNewWeapon Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, indeed he is. Being the only girl in the group, it's a good thing I get along with all them otherwise I think I would've already hurt someone xD
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
Power to you. :thumbsup:
Female gamers/players have been rare in our groups but they're usually the source of our best jokes.
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Akumu-DWMAsNewWeapon Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha, I do indeed make good jokes (and sandwiches xD) That was a horrible pun towards my kind but I had to add it! But yea, I wish I could find more girl players cuz I already know a bunch of gamers
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Lol, no need to break a good sterotype especially if the sandwiches are good. :P And yeah the chick in our group brought in cupcakes and other snacks whenever she showed up. We even took a picture of one of em when she came in with like toffy sprinkled ones topped with bacon.
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Aclepticmusic Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012
There's a family that I know, and they all play D&D, right down to their little boy in fifth grade. One day, he and I started a bar fight, and it was too much fun.
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
Sweet! ^.^
Yeah your groups best moments usually happen around the taverns. I know my group has a few stories hidden away on the forums where we chat about it when we're not playing. :D
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Aclepticmusic Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
LOL that's true.
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Laqualassiel Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HELL YES!!
What's even better is when your IDIOT RANGER causes a stampede. of cows. And then he doesn't get hurt. AT ALL.
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
That's half the fun of the game is screwing things up... =P
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Laqualassiel Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's when things are hilarious! :D
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Squidgirl42 Featured By Owner May 5, 2012  Student Writer
I LOVE BAR FIGHTS!!! XD
Thoses are my fav scenes to play because you can be funny ^.^ Well, less serious than in a dungeon, I mean.
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
Idk what you talking about, I act the same way in a dungeon. =P
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Squidgirl42 Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Student Writer
I think its just me, but I take dungeons way more seriously. I guess cuz you can find way more deadly things in a dungeon than you can in a bar ^.^
I can see what you mean tho. The wizard that I play with acts like everything is a bar fight, even if he cant do shiz with his strength....XD
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner May 7, 2012
See, theres you problem. I always play meatshield fighters and barbarians, so I got the extra hp/stats to act stupid and survive. =P
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Squidgirl42 Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Student Writer
Meatsheilds are really fun to play, BECAUSE of that factor. I usually end up being a magic user tho (most times a Cleric) because A) Without a cleric you die. and B) nobody ever wants to be a magic user. At least in my party, that is.
Half of the fun is when people do stupid stuff tho (and dont die because of it)
So many memories.... :iconangelwingleftplz: :iconcritplz: :iconangelwingrightplz:
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner May 8, 2012
Play a war cleric :D You can be meatshield and heal yourself! Of course... that only works in D&D 3.5 where clerics can wear full plate. xD Damn Pathfinder keeps em to medium armor
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khersheyjr Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012
Wow! Great job!
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
Thanks.
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khersheyjr Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
yw
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unsanemaker Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
i love it!


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If you think D&D 3.5 is better than 4 copy and paste
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
Thank you ^.^
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unsanemaker Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
you are welcome
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Sliversun Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Drow barkeeper: Sigh...every Tuesday night.
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012
Lol.
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Half-ElfRanger Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
My first favorite.
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
Thanks! And welcome to DA! :D
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Heartsetter Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
it's true... we had a guy try to flirt with the barman... did not work... both were dudes... lol... wonder if my slayer would rule in this place?
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
Never know till you try. =P
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Heartsetter Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
lol true
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risesatspring Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was planning on having my monk get into a bar fight,then learn that feat...crud what was it?...I need a PHB.
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Omega9000 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011
Lol. :D
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risesatspring Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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